GB Logo Dad Hat

If this hat were an item in a video game, it'd give you +5 charisma and +10 style and cost you 100 gold coins. But this isn't a video game. It's real life America, so the hat will give you the charisma and style points but cost you 30 USD + shipping and handling instead. Possibly taxes too.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.